Alright, public service announcement:
Today, I locked myself out of my house. After bawling my eyes out at the prospect of being locked out for three hours in the rain until the BF got home, I realized I may have an alternative. I had my purse with me, which meant I had credit cards. I also had my phone (everything but the keys, naturally) so I did a quick search for how to unlock a door with a credit card. It was recommended not to use a stiff bank card, and to use a softer "rewards" style card.
Turns out, friends, that the Sephora VIB card was a PERFECT pliability to get me back inside my house. Crisis averted. Thanks for always having my back, Sephora.