Lie To Me

[looooch]

I dont want to get to 800 posts so i can see the videos

 

[Little_Lisa]

I have made some sex tutorial videos.

 

[looooch]

you aren't hillarious

 

[SqueeKee]

I don't love guitarists.

 

[katisha]

I don't sometimes wish I owned a portable guillotine.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm not scared of you.

I'm not going to the doctor at 3:40 today. My doc isn't good looking.

 

[katisha]

Not even a cute little mini one?

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I hope your doctor visit goes really badly, and that he looks ugly today. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm not laughing at you. I don't want to give you a big hug. You are so not cute! :icon_razz

 

[katisha]

Awww I have no desire to say thanks whatsoever!

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...and since I'm not an emoticon abuser at all, I didn't want to use this one just for the hell of it:

 

[looooch]

i dont love your emoticons, and i dont want to know where you got all of them

 

[SqueeKee]

I'm not annoyed that my dog is whining to go pee only 30 mintutes after I last took him out.

 

[looooch]

im not annoyed that i have nothing to do right now

 

[Little_Lisa]

I am not home right now.

 

[SqueeKee]

I am not eating Cherry Blasters candy

 

[looooch]

I am not sitting on a exercise ball

 

[Little_Lisa]

My contacts are really clear and i'm not having a hard time seeing.

 

[Squirrel27]

I'm not waiting for it to be 5:00 pm so I can go home from work.

 

[SqueeKee]

Im not wearing spongebob PJ's

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm not gonna go take my contacts out right now. I won't be right back!

 

[SqueeKee]

I'm notlaughingrightnow

I'mnotannoyedthatmyspacebarkeepssticking unless I hit it really really hard