Lie To Me

[Little_Lisa]

My balls itch.

 

[SqueeKee]

I've never has sex with a woman :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[chickylittle]

I love to sniff farts!

 

[looooch]

I love to sit and be bored on my ass

 

[katisha]

Ahahahah!!!

I shaved my legs today, and ate less than 6 mini sandwiches with smoked salmon.

Also, my lips aren't bleeding at all. I'd never pick them, ever.

 

[Killah22]

I am so not addicted to oatmeal raisen bars:icon_redf

 

[Squirrel27]

I never wear make up

 

[looooch]

I really can't wait to go to work today

 

[Squirrel27]

I love my job

 

[looooch]

i am not going to be running late to work

 

[Squirrel27]

I'm not bored

 

[looooch]

i want to be at work right now

 

[Squirrel27]

I want to go to work tomorrow.

 

[looooch]

i wanna be at work all day long

 

[Squirrel27]

I want to be payed less money and work longer hours.

 

[looooch]

I want to work for free

 

[Squirrel27]

My boss is so nice.

 

[looooch]

I am not getting off work in a half hour. And i am not happy about that

 

[bluebird26]

I wasnt a lazy butt today

 

[looooch]

i really dont want the MAC chromeglass