Lie To Me

[SqueeKee]

you guys aren't hilarious

 

[Little_Lisa]

I didn't buy a new shower head tonight.

 

[SqueeKee]

ur not a lucky ho for having a new shower head. Mine doesn't suck. Really, it has tons of water pressure.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I don't have a big his and hers shower with 2 shower heads. It's not big enough to have an orgy.

 

[looooch]

I absolutely love junk mail. And i love when it piles up and doesnt make my room a complete mess

 

[looooch]

That doesn't sound kick ass at all

 

[SqueeKee]

No, it doesn't. In fact, it sounds horrible.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I wouldn't like to invite y'all to come take a shower with me.

 

[looooch]

That doesn't sound like fun. I don't think anyone should come up with anything for the 4 letter thread

 

[SqueeKee]

I bet we'd totally all turn you down.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I don't feel the :icon_love !

I am not drinking a hot toddy at the moment.

 

[SqueeKee]

I'm not tired. I'm also not hungry. I don't miss my husband either . . . oh, and I just love that he works the night shift.

 

[looooch]

That doesnt sound yummy

I'm not feeling extremely slow right now, especially not after reading that Kee posts both in the home forum and games

 

[Little_Lisa]

It's not 11:45.

 

[SqueeKee]

I'm super fast. I don't already have my recipes stored on the computer. I didn't just copy and paste them into the home forum while I was waiting for someone to reply in the game forums. Honest.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I am not starting to feel all warm and relaxed.

 

[SqueeKee]

I'm not tempted to go to the fridge and get my bottle of Sambuka.

 

[looooch]

well it is in my neck of the woods

 

[Little_Lisa]

I never chew my tongue especially not when i'm nervous.

 

[SqueeKee]

It's not exactly 1:00am in my neck of the woods