Lie To Me

[Little_Lisa]

That's not hilarious!

I don't have a painful zit on my chin that looks ugly.

 

[looooch]

i wish i had a painful zit on my chin that looks ugly

 

[Squirrel27]

I don't have a tooth ache and I'm never going to the dentist.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I've never had a threesome.

 

[SqueeKee]

me neither

 

[Little_Lisa]

You're not my kind of woman.

 

[SqueeKee]

neither are you! :icon_chee

 

[Little_Lisa]

My jeans aren't tight and I can't feel any wetness.

 

[Squirrel27]

I'm not going home from work now.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm glad you're leaving and I don't want to tell you,"Goodbye!"

 

[katisha]

I would never, ever steal them from other forums that I visit. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[looooch]

I don't want to know how you steal them from other forums:icon_redf

 

[SqueeKee]

I didn't just eat a huge plate of scambled eggs and maple sausage. :icon_chee

 

[Little_Lisa]

I didn't eat a burger and fries from Fuddruckers for dinner.

 

[looooch]

I hope your dinner sucked

 

[katisha]

I would never, ever consider hotlinking them as images from there, just like inserting a normal picture. I don't insert the URL of the emoticon between

tags. Never. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[Little_Lisa]

My dog isn't humping her toy cow. :icon_eek:

 

[SqueeKee]

My dog isn't eating a pair of my husbands' shoes . . . again.

 

[katisha]

This didn't make me spit my coffee out from laughing. :icon_lol:

 

[looooch]

OK, i dont understand now /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />