Red Carpet Box

[bluelion]

Yeah, I'm pretty convinced that's a parody account. Am I wrong? The serious replies are throwing me off. EvilElena, care to weigh in on PantyFly?

 

[StefanieH30]

Looks like somebody went to Walmart, honestly that wasn't that bad. However I don't think any of those products are sold at sephora (evilelana)

 

[kitnmitns]

Originally Posted by bluelion /img/forum/go_quote.gif

Yeah, I'm pretty convinced that's a parody account. Am I wrong? The serious replies are throwing me off. EvilElena, care to weigh in on PantyFly?

The quirky gangsta writing style coupled with phrases like "reasonable facsimile" seem to point to parody. 

 

[EvilElena]

That woman in that there video is ~*AmAnDa Marie*~ who sells exotic toys for adult HANKY PANKY play (******) and she also sells candles one of whom that I got in my RED CARPET BOX that's supposed to turn into oil when I lit it but I ain't tried it yet the candle. I don't know ~AMaNdA mArIe~* I just heard all about her on account of the FOUNDER Patricia treats all her customers like her very own family. She is so sweet and it breaks my lil ole heart to see her struggle with sickness like her auto immunity illness and her empty nest tumor and her cancer scare. I think she shares those facts of her illnesses just to keep her customers on the same page and to help them learn compassion for the sick. Look I know some of u peepz think business is business and that's cool, but can't u see that some like to see the heart of a business??? That's why I am drawn to MICHELLE OBama and her husband Barack (the US President) and classy women like Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Audrey Hepburn and some newer celebs like Julia Roberts, Micky Wood, Scarlett Jonahansen, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Catherine Zeeta Jones and other famous fashionable peepz. Red CARPET Box can help you and I look and be just like them!!! Patricia wears her heart on her sleeve and some business do that and others do not. Viva le difference!!!! Here is a breathing lesson I learned.

1. Close ur eyes

2. Count to 10

3. Go OMMMMM

          OMMMMM

          OMMMMM'

I think the Haree Krishnas started this back in the flower children age but then it mainstreamed into present day life and now everyone does it and it really helps when we're all so stressed!!!

Look if Patricia did some illegal things to get her business goin I'm sure she would cease immediately if given the order and I sure she sorry. She just is too sweet and good natured and shy to be criminal. Wish I knew what to d 2 help!! ~pEaCe OuT~* remember to luv urselfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kitnmitns]

Originally Posted by EvilElena /img/forum/go_quote.gif

That woman in that there video is ~*AmAnDa Marie*~ who sells exotic toys for adult HANKY PANKY play (******) and she also sells candles one of whom that I got in my RED CARPET BOX that's supposed to turn into oil when I lit it but I ain't tried it yet the candle. I don't know ~AMaNdA mArIe~* I just heard all about her on account of the FOUNDER Patricia treats all her customers like her very own family. She is so sweet and it breaks my lil ole heart to see her struggle with sickness like her auto immunity illness and her empty nest tumor and her cancer scare. I think she shares those facts of her illnesses just to keep her customers on the same page and to help them learn compassion for the sick. Look I know some of u peepz think business is business and that's cool, but can't u see that some like to see the heart of a business??? That's why I am drawn to MICHELLE OBama and her husband Barack (the US President) and classy women like Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Audrey Hepburn and some newer celebs like Julia Roberts, Micky Wood, Scarlett Jonahansen, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Catherine Zeeta Jones and other famous fashionable peepz. Red CARPET Box can help you and I look and be just like them!!! Patricia wears her heart on her sleeve and some business do that and others do not. Viva le difference!!!! Here is a breathing lesson I learned.

1. Close ur eyes

2. Count to 10

3. Go OMMMMM

          OMMMMM

          OMMMMM'

I think the Haree Krishnas started this back in the flower children age but then it mainstreamed into present day life and now everyone does it and it really helps when we're all so stressed!!!

Look if Patricia did some illegal things to get her business goin I'm sure she would cease immediately if given the order and I sure she sorry. She just is too sweet and good natured and shy to be criminal. Wish I knew what to d 2 help!! ~pEaCe OuT~* remember to luv urselfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whaaaaaaaa?  I thought you left the building!

 

[kitnmitns]

Also, word to your mutha.

 

[StefanieH30]

Elena if your smart as a whip, please use some of that intelligence and learn to write.

 

[ashleyanner]

Ahhh...I don't think Audrey Hepburn would have slathered fake MAC on her lips. Thanks for the giggle though!

 

[kitnmitns]

Originally Posted by EvilElena /img/forum/go_quote.gif

That woman in that there video is ~*AmAnDa Marie*~ who sells exotic toys for adult HANKY PANKY play (******) and she also sells candles one of whom that I got in my RED CARPET BOX that's supposed to turn into oil when I lit it but I ain't tried it yet the candle. I don't know ~AMaNdA mArIe~* I just heard all about her on account of the FOUNDER Patricia treats all her customers like her very own family. She is so sweet and it breaks my lil ole heart to see her struggle with sickness like her auto immunity illness and her empty nest tumor and her cancer scare. I think she shares those facts of her illnesses just to keep her customers on the same page and to help them learn compassion for the sick. Look I know some of u peepz think business is business and that's cool, but can't u see that some like to see the heart of a business??? That's why I am drawn to MICHELLE OBama and her husband Barack (the US President) and classy women like Jackie Kennedy Onassis and Audrey Hepburn and some newer celebs like Julia Roberts, Micky Wood, Scarlett Jonahansen, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Catherine Zeeta Jones and other famous fashionable peepz. Red CARPET Box can help you and I look and be just like them!!! Patricia wears her heart on her sleeve and some business do that and others do not. Viva le difference!!!! Here is a breathing lesson I learned.

1. Close ur eyes

2. Count to 10

3. Go OMMMMM

          OMMMMM

          OMMMMM'

I think the Haree Krishnas started this back in the flower children age but then it mainstreamed into present day life and now everyone does it and it really helps when we're all so stressed!!!

Look if Patricia did some illegal things to get her business goin I'm sure she would cease immediately if given the order and I sure she sorry. She just is too sweet and good natured and shy to be criminal. Wish I knew what to d 2 help!! ~pEaCe OuT~* remember to luv urselfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to say, for the record, that I dearly hope the Micky Wood you are referring to is the Mickey Wood of Toddlers and Tiaras and Eden's World fame.

Edited to add: WORD TO YOUR MUTHA.

 

[zadidoll]

The "gangsta" wanna be act has me in stitches.

 

[lunadust]

Originally Posted by EvilElena /img/forum/go_quote.gif Patricia the FOUNDER is a human bean just like us!

What kind of human bean is she? Human lima bean? Human soy bean? Or...

.

Sean Bean?

 

[zadidoll]

Mmm... Sean Bean.

Sorry, what were we talking about? He maybe in his 50s but man is he still one hot looking man.

 

[StefanieH30]

It's funny she writes like a teen but all of her references show she has to be late 30's or older I'm thinking.

 

[tanyamib]

I sincerely want to hear what ~*eViL eLeNa*~ says about the panty fly drama.

 

[tanyamib]

oh and WORD TO YOUR MUTHA

 

[Scooby Dynamite]

Originally Posted by tanyamib /img/forum/go_quote.gif

oh and WORD TO YOUR MUTHA

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

 

[nelliebelle1197]

Just when things can't get weirder....

If it's a parody, it'll get old quickly. If it is for real, then someone needs medication. Now.

Can some kind person tell me what is in the May "box"? I am curious but cannot handle the ToyLady's sex appeal.

 

[Playedinloops]

ok I think we should not feed this troll because its pretty obvious imo, but lmao at human bean. I'm dying over here.

 

[kawaiisofoxy]

Great she weighed in over on the Panty Fly thread now... DO NOT POKE THE TROLL!! 

 (oh and she used the word "grody" on the PF thread.  Haven't heard that in oh.... a decade or so)

 

[tulosai]

Originally Posted by magicalmom /img/forum/go_quote.gif

Great she weighed in over on the Panty Fly thread now... DO NOT POKE THE TROLL!! 

 (oh and she used the word "grody" on the PF thread.  Haven't heard that in oh.... a decade or so)

My bf has a friend who uses the word grody. I hate her.

To EvilElena, I have only this to say: I am absolutely certain that Michelle Obama, Jackie 'Oh' (as you call her), Audrey Hepburn, etc, would never post ina thread like this, and if they did I am absolutely  certain that:

1.  They would use proper spelling and grammar

2. They would not say 'word to your mutha or use random caps

3. They would not condone illegal activity

I am also fairly certain that, encouraging people to be like them, they would encourage such action as being involved in your local community, giving back when and what you can, and cultivating inner peace- not buying Red Carpet Box.

As for not poking the troll... but she's so much FUN /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />