Lie To Me

[Squirrel27]

I know what to lie about right now.

 

[Kelly]

I did not just fall back in my chair and laugh at you! NLMAO (Not Laughing My Ars Off....)

 

[Little_Lisa]

I like to have sex in the car while driving the wrong way up a one way street.

 

[Squirrel27]

I didn't just spill soda all over my shirt. I'm not going to change my shirt now.

 

[katisha]

I love headaches. They feel so nice! :icon_love

 

[Squirrel27]

I'm so excited to go to work today.

 

[Kelly]

I love a good lingering fart that lasts and lasts.....I never want to puke when someone lets a good juicy and lets it linger.....man! My brother is sooooo not rotten!

 

[Squirrel27]

I love the smell of farts. I wish someone would fart right now.

 

[Little_Lisa]

That's not funny and I am not happy that you brought up farts. I don't think we would get along well together. I want to fart on your face right now.

 

[Squirrel27]

I love public bathrooms that smell like farts. I love it when there's no toilet paper and people don't flush the toilet.

 

[Kelly]

I do not think the funniest thing God made was farts. Honest, I do not think they can be the funniest things.....I am do not feel gross now. I am 100% lady!.....oh wait and one more....I would sooooo welcome your fart in my face, thanks sweety!

 

[Squirrel27]

I don't think farts are funny either. I love it when someone farts, denies it, and blames it on everyone else.

 

[Kelly]

I love bugs so much....I'm so glad I don't have a phobia to them. The best is when a ladybug lands on your head, I never scream, because I love them so much, or hey, better yet.....when I go to take a drink of my coffee and a little honey lady bug decided to take a swim....how flippin cute is that gawllll darn lover bug.....makes me soooo super happy!

Did I meantion I love bugs! I wish I could marry them!:icon_love

 

[Squirrel27]

I love spiders. They don't scare me at all. I love when they crawl all over my face and their eight little legs are so cute.

 

[Kelly]

I love the hairy legged ones. Have you ever tried eating one....man that's good!

 

[Squirrel27]

I love mosquitoes. It feels so good when they bite me.

 

[Kelly]

I love that my 3 year old just said "hey mom, look at my butt crack...." and then mooned me....hmmmm....what the heck is that all about? Man she's not cute.

 

[Squirrel27]

I love it when the wind blows and my hair gets stuck to my lipstick.

 

[bluebird26]

I havent been chewing the same gum for a couple of hours

 

[Little_Lisa]

I chew tobacco.