Lie To Me

[Kelly]

The electrician did not just call and say he's on his way out and I am not in my pajamas still, I do not have madusa hair and I am looking my best right now.

 

[Ley]

hahaha

the fridge is full and I don't need to go shopping right now

 

[Kelly]

don't go shopping for me too....

I'm one of the few that can just take a shower and go.....cuz of my natural beauty.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I have a pet gorilla and this is a picture of it...

I am too sexy for my gorilla!

 

[Kelly]

My vet says my cat is not the biggest in the county see .....

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[Little_Lisa]

Th^at cat is soo skinny! I've never had a cat that big.

 

[Kelly]

LOL you mean "small" right...a cat that small.

This is not a picture of the same cat as a kitten and they so gross I want to puke:

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[Kelly]

I tell my 3 girls every day to experiment with as many guys as they can before they get married, just to get experience....and so they can get a cool STD.

 

[Little_Lisa]

That is sooo NOT what I meant to say and I was not at all confused.

Th^at did NOT make me LOL!

 

[Kelly]

Your comments are kinda boring too and never make me laugh until I cry.

I smoke weed with my Grandma on the weekends.

 

[katisha]

:--You're not hilarious.

Lisa doesn't have an absolutely killer body! :icon_eek:

I'd hate to look like her! In fact, I'd love to look like this:

 

[Squirrel27]

That person is so hot. I wish I looked like her too.

 

[katisha]

I bet you already do!

 

[Kelly]

First of all that's my sister....I can't believe her picture is posted here on the internet. Oh well she will love that she is famous.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I have not been sitting on my ass all day. I don't think it's getting flatter. Speaking of flat, my chest is quite the opposite.

 

[Kelly]

That is not one bit funny! My measurements are 34-24-36! And after 3 nursing children....when I take my bra off at night the "girls" stand up and salute!

 

[Squirrel27]

I hate this game. All of your posts are not funny at all.

 

[Kelly]

Huh....I (don't) know. I did not cry laughing when I first started reading this whole thread through. I do not feel like I have any friends here and I feel like such a loser and you all SUCK!

 

[Squirrel27]

MuT is my least favorite website.

 

[Kelly]

I do not think about how I can tell a new lie, all day long now. Seriously, I never think of it.