OMG, you guys. I have to rant so bad, I'm sorry in advance.
I have decided to move back to the South from the West Coast. I have a lot of family there, and the area I am moving to in Arkansas is actually a really cool area with great art, nature, music, cuisine, ya know, all the things I care about. I have been telling people, and I had no idea that the people in my life here were such snots. I mean, maybe I did kinda know, but not to this extreme. I just have been getting the worst jokes at the expense of the Southern US, and it is annoying to the point, that I just don't want to hear it anymore. I can't even pretend not to care, anymore.
I ask, "Oh, have you ever been there?" and they say, "No." or "35 years ago, I drove through part of that state," I wanna be like, "Oh? Then STFU!"
Some of my friends are just ribbing me, and don't really mean anything by it, but a lot of people seem to actually believe that the South is nothing but ignorant racist hicks. It's like people are trying to convince me to stay here, but all they are convincing me of, is that I should move sooner, so I don't have to talk to them anymore, because they are annoying the spit out of me.
Oh just one more thing that is sort of annoying... My brother-in-law's boyfriend is having a health issue. He thinks he is suffering from chemical sensitivity to all natural and synthetic fragrances, and has asked that everyone attending the family event on Sunday, refrain from wearing or using any kind of scented product on their bodies or clothes for at least a day ahead of time. This includes shampoo, deodorant, and laundry detergent. I'm going to do my best, but this can't be a regular thing. It's just too hard. I also don't think his reasoning makes any sense, and I wish he would listen to his doctors, but I can't tell him that. I just have to rearrange heaven and earth to show up for the party smelling like nothing but sunshine. I'm afraid that other people aren't going to be accommodating, and there is going to be drama. I just really have had enough of this family drama, you know? It makes me anxious to think about.