Lie To Me

[JC327]

I don't want to kidnap my brothers adorable dog.

 

[Sunflowercake]

take him and send him right over lol.

I enjoy sitting in the office all day and have no windows

 

[JC327]

At least you have AC lol.

I don't want Germany to win the World Cup.

 

[Sunflowercake]

ha true and i see your pants burning from here, lady!

I wish I could work out at the gym all day

 

[JC327]

Definitely false you'd rather be eating chocolate lol

I love calories!

 

[Sunflowercake]

hahaha don't we all

I would love to hike the desert

 

[JC327]

definitely not

I love cleaning the house after being jet lagged.

 

[Sunflowercake]

yeah ok, I love cleaning the house without being jet lagged

 

[JC327]

My cat does not think I am her slave.

 

[Sunflowercake]

I wish it was 100 degrees with high humidity outside

 

[JC327]

I love waiting for packages to arrive.

 

[Sunflowercake]

I don't want a piece of sark chocolate right now

 

[JC327]

You lie! you know you need chocolate

I really hate getting new makeup.

 

[Sunflowercake]

yeah new makeup is just terrible!

i wish I could stay at work forever

 

[JC327]

lol

I love cleaning messes in the kitchen.

 

[Sunflowercake]

oh hey, me too!

I really like when our fridge looses power and all the fish and chicken in the freezer is thawing and starts to smell like a fishy paradise

 

[JC327]

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I love it when I get pimples.

 

[Sunflowercake]

I wish every day could be Monday

 

[JC327]

I love not getting any sleep.

 

[LikePuzzlePieces]

I have 15 toes