Lie To Me

[Shelley]

I love it when I break a finger nail.

 

[La_Mari]

I like it when dirty old men hit on me.

 

[pinksugar]

LOL that was a good one La Mari!

Hmm..

I like wearing contact lenses

 

[Shelley]

I hate sunshine.

 

[La_Mari]

LOL that was a good one La Mari!

 


Gracias...

 

 


I feel super glamorous when I take out three bags of garbage at a time every other day.

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[Shelley]

I like it when my pet bird bites my hand.

 

[sassychix]

I love it when my mummy calls me to ask me where I am

 

[Shelley]

I'm not going for my MRI test tonight.

 

[pinksugar]

I wasn't crying over my stupid ex, I just had something in my eye is all

 

[Shelley]

My hands are not muddy after gardening.

 

[La_Mari]

I ABSOLUTELY love it when people judge other people on what they look like! AND the way they grew up.

 

[Shelley]

I refuse to go to my hair and pedicure appt tomorrow.

 

[La_Mari]

I like waking up to call the cops when the drunk homeless lady across the street screams profanities for an hour to her bf. What a classy person she is....

 

[Shelley]

I plan on staying up all night.

 

[La_Mari]

I don't regret eating four pieces of cheesecake this morning. I hope my husband wants some when he gets home.

 

[pinksugar]

my room is spotlessly tidy, theres not a thing out of place

 

[La_Mari]

I am not purposely leaving the apartment messy so that my husband notices how much I clean after him. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[sassychix]

i love it when im out and my lenses start to burn my eyes

 

[La_Mari]

I don't have to pee right now.

 

[yourleoqueen]

I am a natural beauty. LOL