Lie To Me

[sushi-gal]

my eyes aren't slightly open when I'm sleeping. /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[KristieTX]

This thread is not funny. I haven't laughed so hard, I almost didn't wet my pants.

I'm not tired. I haven't ate too much today. I have cleaned the house spotless. I'm not gonna miss my sister terribly when she doesn't move to Washington.

 

[sushi-gal]

^ I totally don't feel you! (Lol)

I ate no junk food last night, haven't been on PC at all today.

 

[heyleila]

The weather here is great

(*shivers*)

 

[pla4u]

I cant wait to get back to work!!!

 

[KristieTX]

I can't wait either, Paula! I have not been fighting migraines for 4 days or feeling depressed.

 

[Kathy]

I love my job!

 

[Gvieve]

I am such a work a holic

 

[Kathy]

I'm a perfect size 4.

 

[StrangerNMist]

I'm really model-perfect. Have you seen the new issue of Vogue? I'm on it!

 

[pla4u]

I'm really from outer space..

 

[Anika_1]

I discovered Paula on Mercury during my voyage in space.

 

[pla4u]

Mercury can be vert hot and sunny ,,,that why I wore my bathing suit...

 

[KristieTX]

My cat does not like to sit in my lap while I'm on the computer and he doesn't like to step on the keyboard.

 

[Aquilah]

I'm just peed my pants

 

[David]

I hate to shop for peep toe heels at the mall.

 

[Sirvinya]

I am not going to eat a load of chocolate today

 

[sushi-gal]

Today I didn't eat chocolate cake THEN pancake!

I'm not regretting, I don't feel sick at all! /emoticons/[email protected] 2x" width="20" height="20" />

 

[Little_Lisa]

I've never misused my Pilates Ball by attaching one of my suction cup dildos to it and getting after it...

I would NEVER do something like that!

 

[pla4u]

I hate lingere'