Lie To Me

[Little_Lisa]

I just farted so hard that I shot my butt plug out and it ricocheted off the floor and came back up and hit me in my eye. Now I have a black eye....not from the hit but from the poo that was on my butt plug. True story.

 

[pla4u]

Im a supermodel in real life....

 

[mylaiva]

I never get angry or frustrated

 

[echanting]

I just got home from my

vacation with Vin Diesel

we went to Hawaii and it

was ... fantasctic

we did...

and then...

and his...

is sooooo...

sorry

for me to know only

have a great day everyone!

 

[pla4u]

I was an engineer for the Space Shuttle...

 

[ShelbyLynn]

I used to be an FBI agent.

 

[pla4u]

I was born on Pluto

 

[michko970]

I never want to visit outside of the U.S.

 

[pla4u]

I would really hate to win the lotery

 

[ShelbyLynn]

I have won the powerball for 10 million dollars.

 

[pla4u]

I was Miss Florida 1992

 

[Nox]

I totally enjoyed my Chemical Engineering studies. Reading textbooks describing chemical separations and thermodynamics was almost orgasmic.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I hate sex!

 

[pla4u]

i'm a stunt double for Anjolina Jolie...

 

[Nox]

I am right handed.

 

[ShelbyLynn]

I posed for Playboy last X-mas!

 

[Porpoise]

I'm buliemic

 

[ShelbyLynn]

I had sex with one of my college professors for a A+.

 

[-Liz-]

i've never given road head

 

[Little_Lisa]

lol

I hope I never drive up beside you!