Lie To Me

[Little_Lisa]

The other night my husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when I complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" my man replied, "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,...it's up to you!"

 

[eightthirty]

I'm a virgin. My son has no father.

 

[katisha]

This is one of the lamest things I've ever read! I didn't laugh at this one at all, not impressed! It only wishes it was hilarious.

I have to confess that I love nausea. That feeling of vomit approaching your throat, climbing up your oesophagus, makes me feel so nice. I love retching, it makes me feel so feminine. Throwing up is just so much fun, I love doing it often. And vomit is so pretty. :icon_love

 

[eightthirty]

My inbox is full.

 

[Little_Lisa]

Thank goodness! It's about time you filled that thing up!

My mouth is full. I'm sucking on a big toe at the moment.

 

[eightthirty]

I love it when my nose runs.

 

[Little_Lisa]

I'm a Scorpion Hunter.

 

[eightthirty]

That wasn't funny. Keep trying, but you'll never make me laugh!

I'm never showering again!

 

[katisha]

You mean you're meant to shower more than once in your lifetime? :icon_eek:

 

[dragueur]

i hate men

 

[katisha]

I wish I had even more blisters on my feet. I love blisters. The fact that I now have heaps and can hardly walk makes me feel so elated that I want to just drink the liquid that comes out of them!

 

[dragueur]

i dont feel like going out today

 

[Ley]

I have no housework today which annoys me because dusting is my favourite past-time...no, washing up is...no, hoovering is :icon_wink

 

[dragueur]

i love it when there's mo customers coming in our shop during afternoon.

 

[Ley]

bad hair days are wonderful

 

[Little_Lisa]

I woke up early this morning, as usual.

 

[Ley]

MAC sucks. In fact makeup sucks.

 

[Squirrel27]

Make up is ugly. I never wear it.

 

[dragueur]

me too, i dont use makeup

 

[Squirrel27]

My neighbors are not playing very loud music right now. I love the song they're playing.