Ugh, melting! I need to go to bed where the AC lives! But something just happened in _Hemlock Grove_ that reminded me of this:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0
It's a quiz that uses the dialect (what's that grassy area in the middle of the street?) and pronunciation (aunt vs ant) you use to predict the closest big city to where you're probably from. My number one city: Portland/Vancouver, where I was born and raised. Number two: Seattle, where I moved for college and stayed for sixteen years before moving... back to Portland. Number three: Tacoma, which, based on my friends from there, seems to be almost a hybrid of Portland/Vancouver and Seattle. It will also show the least similar cities: For me, those are Jackson, MS; Baton Rouge, LA; and Providence, RI.
(And I call bullshit on the idea that no one on the West Coast refers to carbonated sweetened beverages as "pop." I've lived in the Pacific Northwest my entire life, and I didn't know anyone who called it "soda" until I hit college and started meeting people from places east of the Pacific time zone.)
(Also, is anyone else watching the second season of _Hemlock Grove_ this weekend? I'm on episode eight right now. There are ten episodes. I started watching this morning. I think I'll be finishing this season tomorrow, although I'll finish this episode before I go to bed. SO MUCH CRAZY.)