What Made You Laugh Today?

[Pancua]

I was mixing up some honey and sugar to do up a scrub. I was mixing it while sitting on the couch and I put it down on the ottoman while I checked my phone.

Vincent, my uber fluffy nosy cat, came up and decided to check it out....and dumped it all over himself. Except its honey, so it just one huge gnarled mess. I dropped my phone, picked him up and ran into the bathroom where I proceeded to stuff him under the faucet with warm water to get as much of the honey out. Thankfully, it all ended up coming out and I didn't have to shave him.

As it was happening, I was freaking out but now that its all over, I can't help but laugh. 

 

[Adrienne]

Mine is a little dirty. In biology, we were going over the urinary system & using a plastic male model. The teacher was going over the urethra & mentioned the obvious that it was longer in men than in women & then added slyly, " & it's also much shorter in some men than others." Of course, with the class consisting of 15 women & 1 male student, we all got a huge kick out of it lol.

 

[Pancua]

Originally Posted by Adrienne /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Mine is a little dirty. In biology, we were going over the urinary system & using a plastic male model. The teacher was going over the urethra & mentioned the obvious that it was longer in men than in women & then added slyly, " & it's also much shorter in some men than others." Of course, with the class consisting of 15 women & 1 male student, we all got a huge kick out of it lol.