so I went to get my first brazilian ever today. I never got anything waxed in my life (not even my legs!) so I didn´t really know what to expect. I figured it would hurt a bit but it´d be over really fast.
Well anybody who has seen the chest hair waxing scene in "The 40 year old Virgin" can somehow imagine what my face looked like half of the time. I literally SCREAMED a couple of times (thank god there was nobody in the waiting room, that would have ruined some business), the word "fu**ing sh*t" slipped my mouth twice. I crammed my hands into the sides of the chair. The waxing lady was like "ahh come on it doesn´t hurt that bad". I asked and she said she has only seen one lady who yelled as much as I did during the waxing job.
Well I don´t care if she thought I was a big baby or not (she actually said I did have paper thin skin on my bikini line, that´s where I have a nice blue haematoma right now, thank you very much!!!!!)
but it really hurt like a MOFO!!!!
Did anyone see the Sex & the City episode where Carrie gets a Brazilian by a russian lady? well my waxing lady was eastern european (from when I heard her talking I think she was russian) and while she was doing her job another lady (I guess her boss) just walked in (so much for privacy). She didn´t even say hi, looked at my vagina and then said something in Russian to the waxing girl, then she POINTED at my vagina and spoke Russian again.
I am guessing she said something like "oh you missed a spot" cause the waxing girl took her tweezers and started tweezing stray hairs like mad.
When it was finally over (crazy enough, having my ass waxed was the least painful!) the waxing lady was like "well next time we can maybe use a numbing spray before we wax". She said that AFTER I was almost to the point of crying because of the pain!!!!!! What a sadist!!!!
I`m praying that the major redness, the mini bleedings and the blue haematoma all go away till tomorrow!!! I did this so I wouldn´t have to worry about shaving during my 4 week stay with my bf, I did NOT want to arrive looking like somebody beat up my private parts
Well anybody who has seen the chest hair waxing scene in "The 40 year old Virgin" can somehow imagine what my face looked like half of the time. I literally SCREAMED a couple of times (thank god there was nobody in the waiting room, that would have ruined some business), the word "fu**ing sh*t" slipped my mouth twice. I crammed my hands into the sides of the chair. The waxing lady was like "ahh come on it doesn´t hurt that bad". I asked and she said she has only seen one lady who yelled as much as I did during the waxing job.
Well I don´t care if she thought I was a big baby or not (she actually said I did have paper thin skin on my bikini line, that´s where I have a nice blue haematoma right now, thank you very much!!!!!)
but it really hurt like a MOFO!!!!
Did anyone see the Sex & the City episode where Carrie gets a Brazilian by a russian lady? well my waxing lady was eastern european (from when I heard her talking I think she was russian) and while she was doing her job another lady (I guess her boss) just walked in (so much for privacy). She didn´t even say hi, looked at my vagina and then said something in Russian to the waxing girl, then she POINTED at my vagina and spoke Russian again.
I am guessing she said something like "oh you missed a spot" cause the waxing girl took her tweezers and started tweezing stray hairs like mad.
When it was finally over (crazy enough, having my ass waxed was the least painful!) the waxing lady was like "well next time we can maybe use a numbing spray before we wax". She said that AFTER I was almost to the point of crying because of the pain!!!!!! What a sadist!!!!
I`m praying that the major redness, the mini bleedings and the blue haematoma all go away till tomorrow!!! I did this so I wouldn´t have to worry about shaving during my 4 week stay with my bf, I did NOT want to arrive looking like somebody beat up my private parts
