I got my box!
The hand cream smells somewhat like a hotel bathroom, but it does absorb quickly and moisturize, which is pretty much all a hand cream is required to do and will probably come in handy when it gets colder.
There are four variations of the Cargo eye shadow, and I got the green one. There are also two variations of the jouer treatment oil, one that appears to be for acne and one that appears for moisturizing and anti-aging; I got the latter, though I would have preferred the former, but what can you do.
I think when I try the Kryolan lipstick and red flower cleanser I'll know whether or not I'm truly happy with the box. The Bumble and bumble blow dry cream is a pretty standard small allure box size. Just looking at everything right now, I'm pretty satisfied.